I do feel for beemaster. But remember things can always get worst, in fact things just did.
The tragedy of sequestration has struck, or more 1984 Big Brother Speak.
What is Uncle Sugar New Speaking about when he says:
"interplay of gender and sexual orientation in obesity disparities."
Here is the translation.
The US government is (was) spending $1,500,000 of beemaster's and others money to study why most (75%) of all lesbians are fat. The disparity is that almost no gay men are fat, the late John Wayne Gacy not withstanding.
Unfortunately sequestration has set in and now the government only has $1,470,000 to spend on discovering why Rosy O’Donnell is obese.
I could have told Ms O'Donnell to “Lay off the chocolate Easter Bunny’s babe, I promise you that they aren‘t going to run away and hide from you.” I also would have only billed Uncle Sugar a mere $100,000 for these study results. A bargain at twice the price.
Now I wonder what it would take to convince Uncle Sugar to spend $1,500,000 (Ok Ok $1,470,000) on me to find out why I am ugly?