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Offline iddee

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Another Ole and Sven
« on: February 22, 2013, 10:30:07 PM »
Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in
Minneapolis, Minnesota, and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in
the hangar with nothing to do.

Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!"
Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear ya can drink dat jet fuel and get a
buzz. Ya vanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got
completely smashed.

Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he
feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?"

Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"
Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"

Ole says, "No dat jet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve
oughta do dis more often."
Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."
Ole asked, "Vat's dat?"
Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"
Ole stopped to think. "No "
"Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Iowa!!
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: Another Ole and Sven
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2013, 01:28:19 AM »
Ha Ha!
be happy and make others happy.

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Re: Another Ole and Sven
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2013, 11:20:32 AM »
 :-D

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Re: Another Ole and Sven
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2013, 06:20:14 AM »
 :-D
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Re: Another Ole and Sven
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2013, 07:19:33 PM »
Guess that's one way to beat high gas prices. litteraly :lol: :police:


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