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« on: November 14, 2005, 04:14:01 AM »

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench
rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to
talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much"

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 SLK
They have the one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$120,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .the house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000 They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a
pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "! I love you, too, Bye."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.....

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Logged

THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 YEARS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!

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Professionals built the Titanic
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