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Online iddee

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Old, but still funny
« on: February 02, 2013, 09:55:32 PM »
DONATIONS

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington , DC .

Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the President and the entire US Congress, and they're

asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them

all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.

The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."


"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Old, but still funny
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2013, 10:43:52 PM »
 X:X

Offline Joe D

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Re: Old, but still funny
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2013, 11:43:21 AM »
Is it to late to send a  donation.




Joe

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Re: Old, but still funny
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2013, 12:18:33 PM »
 :-D

 

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