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A pastor was recently fitted for dentures. The first Sunday after getting them he only preached for 10 mins.The second Sunday he preached for 20 mins. On the third Sunday he preached for over 2 1/2 hrs. When asked why he said that on the first Sunday his gums hurt, the second Sunday he was having trouble keeping his dentures in place, the third Sunday he had picked up his wife's dentures by mistake and just couldn't stop talking.
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« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2013, 10:59:37 PM » |
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  my wide says but I think shes thinking   John P.S. I got to go get my bed made in the dog house now. 
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« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2013, 06:25:49 AM » |
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P.S. I got to go get my bed made in the dog house now.
It's terrific you are handy with construction work, John. I can imagine your doghouse is well built with all the features needed for comfort, and probably even a little fridge to keep the bones she throws you cool. Lone |
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« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2013, 04:29:13 PM » |
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my wide says but I think shes thinking John P.S. I got to go get my bed made in the dog house now. Forget about the joke, when she sees you called her "wide" you're gonna need a fox hole rather than that doghouse 'cause it ain't gonna be purdy!!!!  Ed |
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« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2013, 10:19:50 PM » |
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my wide says but I think shes thinking John P.S. I got to go get my bed made in the dog house now. Forget about the joke, when she sees you called her "wide" you're gonna need a fox hole rather than that doghouse 'cause it ain't gonna be purdy!!!! Ed Dange I forgot the spell check! Check this house out  It had heat and a front poarh.  John |
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« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2013, 10:45:41 PM » |
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Not bad. All it needs is a 12 pack and you will be all set.
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« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2013, 10:55:51 PM » |
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my wide says but I think shes thinking John P.S. I got to go get my bed made in the dog house now. Forget about the joke, when she sees you called her "wide" you're gonna need a fox hole rather than that doghouse 'cause it ain't gonna be purdy!!!! Ed Dange I forgot the spell check! Check this house out It had heat and a front poarh. John Wouldn't have helped John, you spelled wide correctly. Jim |
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« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2013, 11:05:24 PM » |
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Not bad. All it needs is a 12 pack and you will be all set.
That's in the basment downstairs under the steps in the Male only cave. ARH ARH. |
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« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2013, 09:10:58 AM » |
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Check this house out It had heat and a front poarh. John Nice, even has a kitchen. But...does it have a trapdoor going down to your man cave...she ain't gonna let your paws in the house when the "wide" puppy poop hits the fan. Jim, nice catch on the spell checker, maybe she'll give him a gold star for spelling that he can put inside his new cubicle.  Ed |
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« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2013, 05:32:04 PM » |
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