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« on: January 20, 2013, 06:20:38 PM »

I recently spent $3500 on a young Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to suspect he was gay, if that's possible with a bull.
Anyhow, I had the Vet come have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
Holy crap!
The bull started to service the cows within two days....
All of my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred all my neighbor's cows!
He's been breeding just about everything in sight.
He's like a machine!"
I don't know what in hell was in the pills the Vet gave him;
but they kinda taste like peppermint.
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« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2013, 06:32:22 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2013, 06:34:27 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2013, 07:18:10 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2013, 07:50:31 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2013, 07:35:36 PM »

Yea they do have a peppermint flavor and the neighbors cows are really starting to look goooood.  grin
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2013, 11:58:48 PM »

MOO or is it moo moo Kiss

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