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Offline iddee

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The pill
« on: January 20, 2013, 07:20:38 PM »
I recently spent $3500 on a young Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to suspect he was gay, if that's possible with a bull.
Anyhow, I had the Vet come have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
Holy crap!
The bull started to service the cows within two days....
All of my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred all my neighbor's cows!
He's been breeding just about everything in sight.
He's like a machine!"
I don't know what in hell was in the pills the Vet gave him;
but they kinda taste like peppermint.
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Re: The pill
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2013, 07:32:22 PM »

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Re: The pill
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2013, 07:34:27 PM »
"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

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Re: The pill
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2013, 08:18:10 PM »
 :lau: :-D

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Re: The pill
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Re: The pill
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2013, 08:35:36 PM »
Yea they do have a peppermint flavor and the neighbors cows are really starting to look goooood.  :-D

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Re: The pill
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2013, 12:58:48 AM »
MOO or is it moo moo :-*