Welcome, Guest

Author Topic: Watch what you eat, it could kill you  (Read 1274 times)

Offline edward

  • Queen Bee
  • ****
  • Posts: 1203
  • Gender: Male
Watch what you eat, it could kill you
« on: December 18, 2012, 08:32:21 PM »
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa..

'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

Red meat is awful.

Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining..

Chinese food is loaded with MSG.

High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it.

Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,






















 'Wedding Cake.'


mvh edward  :-P

Offline AllenF

  • Galactic Bee
  • ******
  • Posts: 8192
  • Gender: Male
Re: Watch what you eat, it could kill you
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2012, 09:09:37 PM »
 :-D

Offline iddee

  • Galactic Bee
  • ******
  • Posts: 6563
  • Gender: Male
Re: Watch what you eat, it could kill you
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2012, 09:15:40 PM »
True, True, True.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Offline tefer2

  • Super Bee
  • *****
  • Posts: 2314
  • Gender: Male
Re: Watch what you eat, it could kill you
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2012, 09:17:42 PM »
 :-D

Offline D Semple

  • Field Bee
  • ***
  • Posts: 508
  • Gender: Male
Re: Watch what you eat, it could kill you
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2012, 01:17:33 PM »
When the preacher said "till death do you part", I didn't get realize he was giving me a goal.  ;)

Offline edward

  • Queen Bee
  • ****
  • Posts: 1203
  • Gender: Male
Re: Watch what you eat, it could kill you
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2012, 01:29:44 PM »
 :-D

Offline divemaster1963

  • Field Bee
  • ***
  • Posts: 654
  • Gender: Male
  • God Protect and watch over our sons and daughters.
Re: Watch what you eat, it could kill you
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2012, 11:24:18 PM »
When the preacher said "till death do you part", I didn't get realize he was giving me a goal.  ;)

Walter is a philosipher. ;)

john

 

anything