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« on: December 12, 2012, 08:37:21 PM »
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.
As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around.
She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.
In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would
get it for you one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2012, 09:35:41 PM »
 applause applause banana devil
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« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2012, 10:25:21 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2012, 12:10:56 AM »
That's a pretty good one, Iddee.  The wife liked to also.



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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2012, 11:34:42 AM »
and that was when the fight started
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« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2012, 11:35:47 AM »
 goodpost
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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2012, 04:43:42 PM »
 lau lau lau
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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2012, 07:39:38 PM »
 grin borrowed and reposted it. 
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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2012, 10:40:57 PM »
Aren't they all?  grin
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« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2012, 10:52:54 PM »
 th_thumbsupup Jerry

Now for the raft of the wives. thunder flying pig beat a dead horse fishhit jail

John
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