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Online iddee

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Let's buy another round
« on: December 10, 2012, 09:15:45 PM »
A union boss walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order a drink to celebrate Obama’s victory when he sees a guy close by wearing a Romney for President button and two beers in front of him. He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican. So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican."

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the union boss.

So the union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

So just to make his point one more time, the union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. But, as before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

Frustrated, the union boss asks the bartender, "What the hell is the matter with that Republican? I've ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly ass does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts?"
"Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Let's buy another round
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2012, 10:14:27 PM »
 :-D

Offline tefer2

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Re: Let's buy another round
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2012, 11:33:19 PM »
 :-D

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Re: Let's buy another round
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2012, 05:23:10 PM »
 :-D

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Re: Let's buy another round
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2012, 06:52:02 PM »
 :cheer:

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Re: Let's buy another round
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2012, 09:17:11 PM »
 :cheer:  :-D