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Sparky
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« on: December 04, 2012, 07:26:56 PM »

Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead .



The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead .





Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.





Fourth worm in good clean soil . . . Alive …


So the Minister asked the congregation,

"What did you learn from this demonstration?"



Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,

you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service!
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« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2012, 07:45:20 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2012, 07:51:44 PM »

That is good  Tony
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« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2012, 10:13:28 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2012, 12:18:59 AM »

Don't forget that chocolate is a fruit  grin

mvh edward  tongue
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« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2012, 10:37:42 AM »

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