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Offline Sparky

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4 Worms In Church
« on: December 04, 2012, 08:26:56 PM »
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead .



The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead .





Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.





Fourth worm in good clean soil . . . Alive …


So the Minister asked the congregation,

"What did you learn from this demonstration?"



Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,

you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service!

Offline tefer2

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Re: 4 Worms In Church
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2012, 08:45:20 PM »
 :-D

Offline mudlakee

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Re: 4 Worms In Church
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2012, 08:51:44 PM »
That is good  Tony

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Re: 4 Worms In Church
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2012, 11:13:28 PM »
 :-D

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Re: 4 Worms In Church
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2012, 01:18:59 AM »
Don't forget that chocolate is a fruit  :-D

mvh edward  :-P

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Re: 4 Worms In Church
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2012, 11:37:42 AM »
 :lau:

 

anything