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« on: November 21, 2012, 10:50:22 PM »

 An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a guy on a Harley for
           Traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
           'Fred,' he replies.
           'Fred what?' the officer asks.
           'Just Fred,' the man responds.
           The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break,
           And write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him
           For the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but
           Lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along
           With it.
           'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'
           The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred Johnson.
           I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted
           To be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency,
           And finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got
           Bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my
           Dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred
           Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around
           With my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS,
           With VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.
           Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the
           ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD
           Leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson...
           So now I am Just Fred.'
           The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
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« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2012, 11:17:24 PM »

OH you BAADD! jaw drop Cry lau lau lau

Larry Bees
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« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2012, 07:41:51 AM »

 lau lau lau lau lau
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« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2012, 08:07:30 AM »

 grin grin
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