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Offline iddee

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Bad diet
« on: November 06, 2012, 11:18:12 AM »
Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of a Lake. The smaller one
turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.
We're the same age. We were the same size as kids.
I just don't get it.

'Well,' said the big Croc, what have you been eating?

Democrats, same as you, replied the small Croc.

Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

Down the other side of the lake near the parking lot by the Capital.

Same here. Hmm.....How do you catch them?

Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car.
Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the crap out of them and eat 'em!'

Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem..
You're not getting any real nourishment.
See, by the time you finish shaking
the crap out of a Democrat, there's nothing left but belt buckle and a briefcase.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Bad diet
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2012, 05:43:52 PM »
 :-D

Offline AllenF

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Re: Bad diet
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2012, 06:07:10 PM »
 :-D

 

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