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Author Topic: Is sex work or pleasure?  (Read 1009 times)
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« on: November 05, 2012, 07:18:12 PM »

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.  While waiting for the coffee machine to finish  brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.  He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"

A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.

A Captain said it was 50%-50%.

A lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure; Sir !

The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why ?

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

God Bless the enlisted man

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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2012, 08:17:25 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2012, 09:00:53 PM »

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"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2012, 10:12:01 PM »

A lot of truth there.
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« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2012, 10:47:06 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2012, 12:14:50 PM »

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Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.
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