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Author Topic: Old Time quotes and sayings.  (Read 7007 times)
kingbee
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« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2012, 09:52:37 PM »

Like water off a duck's back.

Only the hit daw hollars.

Bussier than a bee.

Bee in your bonnet.

Finer than snuff.

Finer than frog hair.

Wet as water.

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground.

Old timers leave when the saps either rising or falling.

Hog killing weather.







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« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2012, 09:57:31 PM »

If you don't like my gate don't swing on it!
Crazy as an outhouse rat.
Don't micturate into the wind
don't micturate on my leg and tell me it's rainin.
You don't pull the mask off the old lone ranger and you don't mess around with Jim.
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« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2012, 10:29:11 PM »

Youall pulling my LEG. grin
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Carl-I have done so much with so little for so long i can now do something with nothing!
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« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2012, 10:31:17 PM »

Slicker than eggs through a goose. grin
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« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2012, 10:33:02 PM »

Built like a brick outhouse evil
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« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2012, 10:37:36 PM »

Busier than a one legged man playing kick the can.

Colder than a witch's left breast.

Colder than a well digger's butt in jan.
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2012, 10:41:44 PM »

That dog won't hunt.

Meaning

I don't believe that story.
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
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« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2012, 10:42:23 PM »

IDDEE That,s busier  than a one legged man in a sack race. Wink
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« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2012, 10:44:16 PM »

Up to my a$$ in alligators. evil
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« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2012, 10:47:55 PM »

...You don't pull the mask off the old lone ranger and you don't mess around with Jim.

You ain't a Jim Croce fan are you?

... He stood about 6 foot four
He's got a .32 gun
in his pocket for fun,
He's got a razor in his shoe.

Hey Jack, you don't tug on Superman's cape.
You don't spit into the wind,
You don't pull the mask off the Old Long Range
And you don't mess around with Jim!
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« Reply #30 on: October 20, 2012, 10:48:13 PM »

Now if that don't beat all..........
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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« Reply #31 on: October 20, 2012, 10:51:44 PM »

Up s**t creek without a paddle,

or in better company,

In polluted purgatory without proper means of locomotion.
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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« Reply #32 on: October 20, 2012, 10:53:28 PM »

Too big fer your britches.
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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« Reply #33 on: October 20, 2012, 11:06:59 PM »

Well if that dont make your donkey want to dip snuff. grin
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God Protect and watch over our sons and daughters.


« Reply #34 on: October 20, 2012, 11:09:41 PM »

My Grandma use to say up North in winter. "It's colder than a Witch's T_ T in a Brass Bra with snow upto her neck and a wet napkin in her pants."

( now that's cold!)

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« Reply #35 on: October 21, 2012, 12:00:44 AM »

Ain't worth a setting of eggs.

I'll bet you a Dollar against a doughnut.

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« Reply #36 on: October 21, 2012, 12:30:45 AM »

I wish JP and Schawee would chime in on this. I know there are some great southern Louisiana and Cajun  sayings out there from the past.
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« Reply #37 on: October 21, 2012, 11:20:34 AM »

I'm so broke I can't buy a red-bug a wrestling jacket.   
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« Reply #38 on: October 21, 2012, 11:28:46 AM »

...so broke my s**t don't have a scent.
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"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

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« Reply #39 on: October 21, 2012, 12:21:16 PM »

Here is a saying  how you feel about the way a trade went.
Happy as a hog in a slop bucket!
Or "that went over bout like a fart in the church house"
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