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Offline divemaster1963

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Old Time quotes and sayings.
« on: October 18, 2012, 09:58:57 PM »
OK lets see who can remember old time comebacks.

I was at my mother inlaws house to check on them and I was at lunch doing this. when it got close to time to leave I said to her I better get back before they chew me out for being late. and she SAID:

Tell them to KISS your ##@ and Bark at the HOLE!

I amost fell off the chair on that one. :brian: :jawdrop:

OK who else has a old saying to Match?

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Re: Old Time quotes and sayings.
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2012, 10:39:42 PM »
Good Night, sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: Old Time quotes and sayings.
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2012, 12:57:52 AM »
Grass don't grow on a race track


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Re: Old Time quotes and sayings.
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2012, 08:07:34 AM »
If you don't use your head, you might as well have two asses.

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Re: Old Time quotes and sayings.
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2012, 09:25:34 AM »
I would rather be sacking up bobcats.

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Re: Old Time quotes and sayings.
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2012, 09:29:37 AM »
Stupid won't kill you, it just makes you sweat.

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Re: Old Time quotes and sayings.
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2012, 09:31:57 AM »
"Two jerks of a sheep's tail", when asked how long it will take.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2012, 09:35:02 AM »
If I tell you a hen dips snuff, you can check under her wing.

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Re: Old Time quotes and sayings.
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2012, 05:49:30 PM »
When you are getting ready to do something (  I'M FIXING TO )  old sothern saying.

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« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2012, 05:51:41 PM »
can't tell what a coon dog 'll eat till you see him poop

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« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2012, 06:17:38 PM »
Hain't seen ya in a coon's age.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2012, 06:18:56 PM »
Well, it's late. Reckon I better be gittin'.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: Old Time quotes and sayings.
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2012, 10:16:46 PM »
Y'all come back, ya hear.

Fatter than a tick.

Come on in and sit a spell.

Y'all done ate?

Crazy as a bessy bug.

Bless your heart. (not to be taken as a compliment)

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« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2012, 10:35:26 PM »
Dog tired.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: Old Time quotes and sayings.
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2012, 11:09:46 PM »
Some animal sayings:

Tighter than a tick. 

Grinning like a possum.

He’s got enough money to burn a wet mule.

If he had my money he couldn’t burn a wet mouse.

He doesn’t have good horse sense.  Meaning he is dumber than a rock.

Its raining like a cow uuh on a flat rock.

He’s a big mule.

Lying like a yard dog.

The rooster or (censored) of the walk.  Meaning he’s the boss.

Your full of it as a Christmas turkey.

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« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2012, 11:28:24 PM »
""Grinning like a possum.""

That's only half of it. Why didn't you finish it?


Grinning like a possum Sh**in' persimmon seeds.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2012, 12:21:51 AM »
""Grinning like a possum.""

That's only half of it. Why didn't you finish it?


Grinning like a possum Sh**in' persimmon seeds.

I though it was quivering like a dog Sh**in a peach pit.

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« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2012, 11:34:04 AM »
No..."that board is humped up like a dog sh**in' a peach pit".

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Re: Old Time quotes and sayings.
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2012, 08:19:06 PM »
"Two jerks of a sheep's tail", when asked how long it will take.

IDDee come on your being to clean. I know you know some good ones. ;)

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slicker than owl's sh_t. :shock:
I'll be on you @&& quicker than a june bug. :-D
Sit on it an spin for awhile :shock:

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« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2012, 10:48:13 PM »
Here's on for you, DM.

If I posted those kind, beemaster would be on me like stink on s**t, and that's all over.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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