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Author Topic: Old Time quotes and sayings.  (Read 7628 times)
divemaster1963
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« on: October 18, 2012, 08:58:57 PM »

OK lets see who can remember old time comebacks.

I was at my mother inlaws house to check on them and I was at lunch doing this. when it got close to time to leave I said to her I better get back before they chew me out for being late. and she SAID:

Tell them to KISS your ##@ and Bark at the HOLE!

I amost fell off the chair on that one. Brian jaw drop

OK who else has a old saying to Match?
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« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2012, 09:39:42 PM »

Good Night, sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite.
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« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2012, 11:57:52 PM »

Grass don't grow on a race track

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« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2012, 07:07:34 AM »

If you don't use your head, you might as well have two asses.
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« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2012, 08:25:34 AM »

I would rather be sacking up bobcats.
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« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2012, 08:29:37 AM »

Stupid won't kill you, it just makes you sweat.
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« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2012, 08:31:57 AM »

"Two jerks of a sheep's tail", when asked how long it will take.
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« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2012, 08:35:02 AM »

If I tell you a hen dips snuff, you can check under her wing.
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« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2012, 04:49:30 PM »

When you are getting ready to do something (  I'M FIXING TO )  old sothern saying.
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« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2012, 04:51:41 PM »

can't tell what a coon dog 'll eat till you see him poop
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« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2012, 05:17:38 PM »

Hain't seen ya in a coon's age.
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« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2012, 05:18:56 PM »

Well, it's late. Reckon I better be gittin'.
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« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2012, 09:16:46 PM »

Y'all come back, ya hear.

Fatter than a tick.

Come on in and sit a spell.

Y'all done ate?

Crazy as a bessy bug.

Bless your heart. (not to be taken as a compliment)

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« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2012, 09:35:26 PM »

Dog tired.
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« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2012, 10:09:46 PM »

Some animal sayings:

Tighter than a tick. 

Grinning like a possum.

He’s got enough money to burn a wet mule.

If he had my money he couldn’t burn a wet mouse.

He doesn’t have good horse sense.  Meaning he is dumber than a rock.

Its raining like a cow uuh on a flat rock.

He’s a big mule.

Lying like a yard dog.

The rooster or (censored) of the walk.  Meaning he’s the boss.

Your full of it as a Christmas turkey.
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« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2012, 10:28:24 PM »

""Grinning like a possum.""

That's only half of it. Why didn't you finish it?


Grinning like a possum Sh**in' persimmon seeds.
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« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2012, 11:21:51 PM »

""Grinning like a possum.""

That's only half of it. Why didn't you finish it?


Grinning like a possum Sh**in' persimmon seeds.

I though it was quivering like a dog Sh**in a peach pit.
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« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2012, 10:34:04 AM »

No..."that board is humped up like a dog sh**in' a peach pit".

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« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2012, 07:19:06 PM »

"Two jerks of a sheep's tail", when asked how long it will take.

IDDee come on your being to clean. I know you know some good ones. Wink

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slicker than owl's sh_t. shocked
I'll be on you @&& quicker than a june bug. grin
Sit on it an spin for awhile shocked
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« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2012, 09:48:13 PM »

Here's on for you, DM.

If I posted those kind, beemaster would be on me like stink on s**t, and that's all over.
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