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Offline edward

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The bill
« on: October 13, 2012, 06:02:28 PM »
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store
 clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics
 rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart
 bypass surgery.

 He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the
 Catholic Hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed holding
 a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was
 going to pay for his treatment.

"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.

 He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

 The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"

 He replied, "No money in the bank."

"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the
 irritated nun.

 He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."

 The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns
 are married to God."

 The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."

mvh edward  :-P

Offline AllenF

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Re: The bill
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2012, 11:25:59 PM »