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iddee
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« on: October 12, 2012, 09:26:41 AM »
A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.

He hears a priest come in: "Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".

The priest replies, "Get out . You're on my side.
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
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« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2012, 09:55:25 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2012, 12:15:45 PM »
 grin Smiley Smiley grin lau lau
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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2012, 01:25:06 PM »
Must have been Joe Biden.
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2012, 06:01:11 PM »
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God Protect and watch over our sons and daughters.
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2012, 07:25:18 PM »
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You'll go to hect for that one. Iddee

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« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2012, 07:34:38 PM »
We all will if we don't get CHAAANNNNGE next month, Divemaster1963.
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
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« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2012, 08:53:36 PM »
Quote from: iddee on October 12, 2012, 07:34:38 PM
We all will if we don't get CHAAANNNNGE next month, Divemaster1963.


Don't I know it.!

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