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Offline iddee

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OOPS !
« on: October 12, 2012, 10:26:41 AM »
A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.

He hears a priest come in: "Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".

The priest replies, "Get out . You're on my side.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: OOPS !
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2012, 10:55:25 AM »
 :-D :-D

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Re: OOPS !
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2012, 01:15:45 PM »
 :-D :) :) :-D :lau: :lau:
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Re: OOPS !
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2012, 02:25:06 PM »
Must have been Joe Biden.

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Re: OOPS !
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2012, 07:01:11 PM »
 :-D

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Re: OOPS !
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2012, 08:25:18 PM »
 :evil:
You'll go to hect for that one. Iddee

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Re: OOPS !
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2012, 08:34:38 PM »
We all will if we don't get CHAAANNNNGE next month, Divemaster1963.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: OOPS !
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2012, 09:53:36 PM »
We all will if we don't get CHAAANNNNGE next month, Divemaster1963.


Don't I know it.!

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