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Offline edward

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A duck walks into a post office
« on: October 07, 2012, 08:18:37 PM »
A duck walks into a post office and asks the man behind the counter: 'Do you have any corn?'
The man answers politely: 'No, we don't have any corn here.'
The next day, the duck enters again and asks: 'Do you have any corn?' Annoyed, the man answers: 'No! We don't have any corn.'
This goes on for a couple of days until finally, when the duck asks 'Do you have any corn?', the man gets so upset he yells: 'NO! For the last time we don't have any corn, and if you ask again I'll nail your beak to the counter!'

The next day, the duck returns and asks: 'Do you have any nails?' The man answers: 'No.' Then the duck asks: 'Do you have any corn?'

mvh edward :P

Offline Larry Bees

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Re: A duck walks into a post office
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2012, 09:04:39 PM »
 :-D

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Re: A duck walks into a post office
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2012, 09:06:12 PM »
 :-D :-D

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Re: A duck walks into a post office
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2012, 09:46:24 PM »
 :-D

 

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