A FINE EXAMPLE OF SOCIALIZED MEDICINE
The results from the lab work confirm that the red ring around your male organ was not cancer.
It was lipstick.
We apologize for the amputation.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"