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Author Topic: From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill C  (Read 1093 times)
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« on: September 29, 2012, 06:46:33 PM »

From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax.

Number 2 - He smoked weed.

Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."


... ya gotta love it!
 
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« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2012, 09:58:38 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2012, 10:32:49 AM »

 lau lau lau
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« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2012, 06:47:51 PM »

Good one
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« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2012, 11:06:35 PM »

Iddee
Your the ONE. witch one I don't know?  huh Kiss

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