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Offline hareman

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The Irish widow
« on: October 05, 2012, 06:08:34 PM »
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news.
My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible.
Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father."
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? "
She says, He said,



'Please Mary, put down that darn gun...'

Do your best and let God do the rest.

Offline Larry Bees

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Re: The Irish widow
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2012, 06:17:59 PM »
 :-D :-D :-D

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Re: The Irish widow
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2012, 06:52:02 PM »
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Re: The Irish widow
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2012, 07:41:53 PM »
 :jerry: Hehhehaha  :jerry: