A Blonde in Church

[pawallinsr]

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation,
"Someone in this congregation has spread a
rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a
Christian community cannot tolerate. I am
embarrassed and do not intend to accept
this. Now, I want the party who said this to
stand and ask forgiveness from God and this
Christian family."


No one moved.


The preacher continued, "Do you have the
nerve to face me and admit this is a
falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven
and in your heart you will feel glory. Now
stand and confess your transgression."


Again, all was quiet.


Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde
with a body that would stop a runaway train
rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed
and her voice quivered as she spoke,
"Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a
member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a
couple of my friends that you were a wizard
under the sheets."


The preacher fell to his knees, his wife
fainted, and the congregation roared.


Life is Short. Smile while you still have
Teeth.


Give me an Amen Brother!!