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Author Topic: Now here's a real Wyoming cowboy story.  (Read 1237 times)
Galactic Bee
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« on: September 14, 2012, 09:40:20 PM »

Now here's a real Wyoming cowboy story.....

> A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and

> orders

> three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of

> each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and

> orders

> three more.

> The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat

> after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

> The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona

> ,

> the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we

> promised

> that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So

> I'm

> drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."

> The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

> The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.

> He

> orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

> One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take

> notice

> and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the

> bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to

> offer my condolences on your loss."

> The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his

> eyes

> and he laughs.

> "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and

> I

> joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."

> "Hasn't affected my brothers though."


"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
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« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2012, 11:33:25 AM »

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FEED ME HONEY or I`ll smash your screen !

« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2012, 12:08:57 PM »

 cheer hahahaha cheer
Larry Bees
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« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2012, 06:22:04 PM »

Good one! 

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God Protect and watch over our sons and daughters.

« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2012, 10:27:41 PM »

Now that's the DD I don't want when I go out to the bars!

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