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Offline edward

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« on: September 01, 2012, 08:29:33 PM »
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
 really angry.

 She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

 The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

 Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

 She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

 Bob has been missing since Friday.

mvh edward  :-P

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Re: Fast
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2012, 08:33:39 PM »
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Re: Fast
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2012, 08:36:23 PM »
 :lau:
"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

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Re: Fast
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2012, 07:58:45 AM »
That's a funny one and I believe Iddee likely told that one on here before. If not that's right up his alley!  :)


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Re: Fast
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2012, 09:05:58 AM »
All good jokes need to be brought into the spotlight occasionally.

It's still funny.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: Fast
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2012, 10:52:46 AM »
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Very funny! I liked that one!

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