Hmmm anybody know next weeks lottery numbers?

[edward]

Bubba and Johnny Ray, two good ole boys from North Carolina, were sitting' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.

"I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Bubba.

"Do what?" asked Johnny Ray.

"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Bubba.

mvh edward 

[AllenF]

    And watered at the same time.   

[Larry Bees]

Good one! I liked that!