Need Bees Removed?
International
Beekeeping Forums
April 18, 2014, 02:22:46 AM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length
News: 24/7 Ventrilo Voice chat -click for instructions and free software here
 
   Home   Help Search Calendar bee removal Login Register Chat  

Pages: [1]   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: DON'T MESS WITH 'OLD' PEOPLE!!!!  (Read 677 times)
iddee
Galactic Bee
******
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 5768

Location: Randleman, NC


« on: August 27, 2012, 10:28:00 AM »

Don was an old man. He was sick
and in the hospital. There was one nurse
that just drove him crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk
to him like he was a little child. She
would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
’And how are we doing this morning',

or 'Are we ready for a bath', or 'Are we hungry?'
Old Don had had enough of this
particular nurse. One day, at breakfast,
Old Don took the apple juice off the
tray and put it in his bed side stand.
Next, he was given a urine bottle
to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went!

The nurse came in a little later, picked
up the urine bottle and looked at it.
'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. '
At this, Old Don snatched the bottle
out of her hand, popped off the top,
and drank it down, saying,
'Well, I'll run it through again.
Maybe I can filter it better this time.'
The nurse fainted!
Old Don just smiled!


DON'T MESS WITH 'OLD' PEOPLE!!!!


Logged

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
Cparagone
New Bee
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 6

Location: Hopelessly Lost


« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2012, 03:18:29 PM »

Very nice
Logged
AllenF
Galactic Bee
******
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 8070

Location: Hiram, Georgia


« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2012, 08:42:11 PM »

 grin
Logged
Sparky
Field Bee
***
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 804


Location: Hagerstown MD


« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2012, 08:51:32 PM »

 lau lau
Logged
JPBEEGETTER
House Bee
**
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 175

Location: ARCHDALE NC


« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2012, 06:02:29 PM »

 Wally, you won't do...!!!  HAHAHAHA
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Beemaster's Beekeeping Ring
Previous | Home | Join | Random | Next
Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.19 | SMF © 2013, Simple Machines | Sitemap Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
Page created in 0.459 seconds with 22 queries.

Google visited last this page March 21, 2014, 05:33:51 AM