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« on: August 23, 2012, 08:25:38 PM » |
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If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out, he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
If a Democrat doesn’t like a talk show host, he demands that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
If a Democrat is a non-believer, he wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
If a Democrat reads this, he will delete it because he is "offended".
Well, I forwarded it.
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"
*Shel Silverstein*
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« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2012, 08:28:17 PM » |
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Larry Bees
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« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2012, 09:19:53 PM » |
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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2012, 03:17:29 PM » |
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True, so very very true.
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BlueBee
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« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2012, 10:25:38 PM » |
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I wonder if there are two sides in heaven too? I’ll give our conservative friends the benefit of the doubt on where they may end up  I can imagine the conservative side of heaven being full of dinosaurs, typewriters, vacuum tubes, lots and lots of guns, and horses and carriages for transportation. I guess we all have our own vision of paradise  |
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iddee
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« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2012, 10:31:52 PM » |
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NAW, podner, we'uns got 'puters, too. |
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"
*Shel Silverstein*
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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2012, 08:46:19 AM » |
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OK, and one TRS-80 computer, but you won’t have the Internet because Al Gore will be on our side of heaven  |
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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2012, 09:41:53 AM » |
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if that's the condition for you having Al Gore, i can live without the internet!!  any other deals you want to make? |
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"Nay, it [this constitution of government] must perish, if there be not that vital spirit in the people, which alone can nourish, sustain, and direct all its movements. It is in vain, that statesmen shall form plans of government, in which the beauty and harmony of a republic shall be embodied in visible order, shall be built up on solid substructions, and adorned by every useful ornament, if the inhabitants suffer the silent power of time to dilapidate its walls, or crumble its massy supporters into dust; if the assaults from without are never resisted, and the rottenness and mining from within are never guarded against. Who can preserve the rights and liberties of the people, when they shall be abandoned by themselves? Who shall keep watch in the temple, when the watchmen sleep at their posts? Who shall call upon the people to redeem their possessions, and revive the republic, when their own hands have deliberately and corruptly surrendered them to the oppressor, and have built the prisons, or dug the graves of their own friends?
– Justice Joseph Story, "Commentaries on the Constitution of the United States," Volume II, Chapter XIII: Mode of Passing Laws, Sections 900-901, pp. 364 (1833)
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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2012, 03:20:13 PM » |
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"
*Shel Silverstein*
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« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2012, 11:21:11 PM » |
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... you won’t have the Internet because Al Gore will be on our side of heaven What danged good will the internet be to you libs? Al Gore won't let youns have no e-lec-tric-iticy to power youns com-put-ters. That will leave them thair Demo-cratics poloon-ticians wherse youse guys always been, in the dark. |
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