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Offline iddee

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the fence
« on: August 23, 2012, 09:25:38 PM »
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out, he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
If a Democrat doesn’t like a talk show host, he demands that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
If a Democrat is a non-believer, he wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
If a Democrat reads this, he will delete it because he is "offended".

Well, I forwarded it.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: the fence
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2012, 09:28:17 PM »
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Re: the fence
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2012, 10:19:53 PM »
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Re: the fence
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2012, 04:17:29 PM »
True, so very very true.

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Re: the fence
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2012, 11:25:38 PM »
I wonder if there are two sides in heaven too?  I’ll give our conservative friends the benefit of the doubt on where they may end up :-D

I can imagine the conservative side of heaven being full of dinosaurs, typewriters, vacuum tubes, lots and lots of guns, and horses and carriages for transportation.  I guess we all have our own vision of paradise  :angel:

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Re: the fence
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2012, 11:31:52 PM »
NAW, podner, we'uns got 'puters, too.    :-D
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2012, 09:46:19 AM »
OK, and one TRS-80 computer, but you won’t have the Internet because Al Gore will be on our side of heaven  :)

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Re: the fence
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2012, 10:41:53 AM »
if that's the condition for you having Al Gore, i can live without the internet!!  :evil:  any other deals you want to make?
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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2012, 04:20:13 PM »
 :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: the fence
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2012, 12:21:11 AM »
... you won’t have the Internet because Al Gore will be on our side of heaven  :)

What danged good will the internet be to you libs?  Al Gore won't let youns have no e-lec-tric-iticy to power youns com-put-ters.  That will leave them thair Demo-cratics poloon-ticians wherse youse guys always been, in the dark. :-D

 

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