If you have ever liked Don Rickles then here he is in prime condition
Don Rickles at 84
Only he at 84 could get away with this....
Hello, dummies! Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?
Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint - A Saint Bernard. Now I
know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add partisanship, subtract
pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. Reid is so physically
unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman look like Mr. T. And Reid's so dumb, he
makes Speaker Pelosi look like an intellectual. Nevada is soooo screwed! If I
were less polite, I'd say Reid makes Kevin Federline look successful.
Speaking of the Speaker ... Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey baby, you
must've been something before electricity.
Seriously, the ex- Speaker may look like an idiot and talks like an idiot
but don't let that fool you. She really is an idiot.
Charlie Rangel ... Still alive and still robbing the taxpayers blind. What
does that make, six decades of theft?
Rangel's the only man with a rent-controlled mansion. He's the guy who
writes our tax laws but forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in rental income! So
why isn't he the Treasury Secretary? Rangel runs more scams than a Nigerian
Barney Frank ... he's a better actor than Fred Flintstone. Consider that
he and Dodd caused the whole financial meltdown, and they're not only not
serving time with Bubba and Rodney, they're still heading up the financial
Let's all admit it ... Barney Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog on
Novocain.. How did this guy get elected? Oh, that's right ... he's from
Massachusetts . That's the state that elects Mr. Charisma, John Kerry
-- man of the
You know, if Senator Dodd were any more crooked, you could open wine
bottles with him.
Here's a news flash, Dodd: when your local newspaper calls you a "lying
weasel," it may be time to retire.
Dodd's involved in more shady deals than the Clintons . Even Rangel looks
up to him!
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, I really respect you ... Especially given
your upbringing ~ All you've overcome. I heard your birth certificate is an
apology from the condom factory. I don't know what makes you so dumb, but
it really works for you. Personally, I don't think you're a fool, but what's
my opinion compared to that of thousands of others?
As for President Obama, what can I say? They say President Obama's
arrogant and aloof, but I don't agree.
Now it's true when you enter the room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't
mind, but he has it in his back pocket.
His mind is open to new ideas -- so open that ideas simply pass through
it. Obama lies so much, I was actually surprised to find out his first name
really was Barack. Just don't ask about his middle name!
But Obama was able to set a record ... He actually lied more in 60 days than Bill Clinton.
President Obama just completed the UNHOLY and ANTI-AMERICAN TRIFECTA:
1st president in 110 years to miss the annual Army-Navy Football Game.
1st president to not attend any Christmas religious observance.
1st president to stay on vacation after a terrorist attack.
AND ALL IN THE SAME MONTH! WHAT A GREAT PRESIDENT!!!
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"