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« on: August 10, 2012, 06:30:58 PM »

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth .. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is an Obama supporter?


Signed,
Concerned about my reputation
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« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2012, 06:36:08 PM »

dot, dot, dot...
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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2012, 07:26:24 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2012, 12:37:48 AM »

NEWSFLASH – Obama detractors have discovered the resting place of Mr. Peabody’s WABAC machine.
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