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Offline iddee

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Dear Abby
« on: August 10, 2012, 07:30:58 PM »
Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth .. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is an Obama supporter?

Concerned about my reputation
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Offline paindragon1

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Re: Dear Abby
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2012, 07:36:08 PM »
dot, dot, dot...
Veni vidi, fecit mulsi.

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Re: Dear Abby
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2012, 08:26:24 PM »

Offline Sundog

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Re: Dear Abby
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2012, 01:37:48 AM »
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