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Re: LMFAO
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2012, 12:46:21 PM »
Sounds like the police are making up fake charges to me.  Take the "leaving the scene of an accident" charge, for example...the crushed cars really don't look accidental to me, but I'm no accident investigator.

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Re: LMFAO
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2012, 12:52:19 PM »
This is no accident  :-P


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Re: LMFAO
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2012, 01:52:44 PM »
This is no accident  :-P


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Ya think?  :-D
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American blood spilled to protect the freedom and peace of people all over the world.  320,000 USA casualties in WWI, 1,076,000 USA casualties in WWII, 128,000 USA casualties in the Korean War, 211,000 casualties in the Vietnam "conflict", 57,000 USA casualties in "War on Terror".  Benghazi, Libya, 13 USA casualties. These figures don't include 70,000 MIA.  But, the leaders of one political party of the United States of America continue to make the statement..."What difference does it make?".

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Re: LMFAO
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2012, 02:00:12 PM »
Now THAT was funny!   X:X

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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2012, 07:46:03 PM »
He is now a hero in jail.  :-D


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« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2012, 08:22:12 PM »
yep...he'll become an urban legend...ballads will be written about him...movies made (something like O Brother, Where Art Thou? II, O Brother, Where Art Thou? III, etc.)....shoot, this guy's gonna be famous,...a millionaire!!!  ...of course he'll spend it all in restitution, legal fees, lawyers, fines, and prison commissary accounts.  :roll:

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American blood spilled to protect the freedom and peace of people all over the world.  320,000 USA casualties in WWI, 1,076,000 USA casualties in WWII, 128,000 USA casualties in the Korean War, 211,000 casualties in the Vietnam "conflict", 57,000 USA casualties in "War on Terror".  Benghazi, Libya, 13 USA casualties. These figures don't include 70,000 MIA.  But, the leaders of one political party of the United States of America continue to make the statement..."What difference does it make?".

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Re: LMFAO
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2012, 08:28:14 PM »
I don’t know y'all, the tractor guy seems a bit deranged to me.  Do you want him as your neighbor?  What’s his psychological profile going to look like?  How do you rehab a guy like this?

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Re: LMFAO
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2012, 09:24:42 PM »
Hmmm, unless our addresses sound something like "Cell Block H" or something, I don't think many folks here (there might be a few, though) will be neighbors to Monstermash...he did the mash, he did the police car mash, the monster mash,... it was a squad car smash...  Oh, uh, sorry'bout that...
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American blood spilled to protect the freedom and peace of people all over the world.  320,000 USA casualties in WWI, 1,076,000 USA casualties in WWII, 128,000 USA casualties in the Korean War, 211,000 casualties in the Vietnam "conflict", 57,000 USA casualties in "War on Terror".  Benghazi, Libya, 13 USA casualties. These figures don't include 70,000 MIA.  But, the leaders of one political party of the United States of America continue to make the statement..."What difference does it make?".

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Re: LMFAO
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2012, 10:30:26 PM »
Too bad the didn't do a little more thinking before he did this.   He really needed to get it videoed for youtube.   :-D

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Re: LMFAO
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2012, 10:37:07 PM »
"A nation that wages war against its police had better make friends with its criminals."

Nothing but an act of domestic terrorism if you ask me.

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Re: LMFAO
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2012, 11:09:05 PM »
+1 what K9 said.  I hope he does a lot of time.

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« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2012, 11:35:57 PM »
What's he going to do for an encore, jump Lake Champlain on a bicycle?

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« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2012, 01:03:05 AM »
...nope, Lake Concertinawire riding on Bubba's back.


AllenF...you nailed it!
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American blood spilled to protect the freedom and peace of people all over the world.  320,000 USA casualties in WWI, 1,076,000 USA casualties in WWII, 128,000 USA casualties in the Korean War, 211,000 casualties in the Vietnam "conflict", 57,000 USA casualties in "War on Terror".  Benghazi, Libya, 13 USA casualties. These figures don't include 70,000 MIA.  But, the leaders of one political party of the United States of America continue to make the statement..."What difference does it make?".

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Re: LMFAO
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2012, 02:05:53 AM »
Aw shucks, cut him some slack.  He is just a poor misunderstood ar-tist, whose shrink didn't love him and whose probation officer was an abuser... NOT.

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« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2012, 10:46:18 AM »
Reports are that he got his revenge on the wrong law enforcement agency...he hit the county and a city agency is what locked him up on the pot charges.  :roll:

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American blood spilled to protect the freedom and peace of people all over the world.  320,000 USA casualties in WWI, 1,076,000 USA casualties in WWII, 128,000 USA casualties in the Korean War, 211,000 casualties in the Vietnam "conflict", 57,000 USA casualties in "War on Terror".  Benghazi, Libya, 13 USA casualties. These figures don't include 70,000 MIA.  But, the leaders of one political party of the United States of America continue to make the statement..."What difference does it make?".

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Re: LMFAO
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2012, 08:03:52 PM »
Friends don't let friends smash stoned!?????

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Re: LMFAO
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2012, 03:20:00 PM »
Reports are that he got his revenge on the wrong law enforcement agency...he hit the county and a city agency is what locked him up on the pot charges.  :roll:

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And not to worry, He can vote absentee :shock: