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« on: August 01, 2012, 04:44:59 PM »
A lesson in irony

 

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture,
is proud to be distributing
the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps
ever, to 46 million people.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered
by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us
"Please Do Not Feed the Animals."

Their stated reason for the policy is because the
animals will grow dependent on handouts and
will not learn to take care of themselves.

 

This ends today's lesson.
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2012, 04:45:42 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2012, 05:47:42 PM »
And those animals that do depend on handouts live in cages at the zoo.
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« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2012, 07:40:30 PM »
VERY good point, David.
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2012, 07:51:22 PM »
Very true!
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« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2012, 07:51:47 PM »
It's amazing hope many people can't understand the logic...
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