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Offline iddee

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Indians don't use saddles.
« on: July 26, 2012, 09:35:25 PM »
A woman from New York was
driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car
broke down.
An American Indian on
horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby
town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they
rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every
few minutes the Indian would
let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it echoed from the
surrounding hills and canyon walls.
When they arrived in town, he
let her off at the local service station, yelled one final
'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.

"What did you
do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station
attendant.

"Nothing," the woman answered "I
merely sat behind him on the horse, put my
arms
around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't
fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't
use saddles."

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Indians don't use saddles.
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2012, 09:37:50 PM »
 :-D

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Re: Indians don't use saddles.
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2012, 12:09:59 AM »
 :deadhorse: :jawdrop:

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Re: Indians don't use saddles.
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2012, 12:19:21 AM »
That's why it took an hour for the 30 minute trip to town!!

YEEEEEHAAAAA!! :-D
those hot bees will have you steppin and a fetchin like your heads on fire and your @ss is a catchin!!!

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