Indians don't use saddles.

[iddee]

A woman from New York was
driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car
broke down.
An American Indian on
horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby
town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they
rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every
few minutes the Indian would
let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it echoed from the
surrounding hills and canyon walls.
When they arrived in town, he
let her off at the local service station, yelled one final
'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.

"What did you
do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station
attendant.

"Nothing," the woman answered "I
merely sat behind him on the horse, put my
arms
around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't
fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't
use saddles."

[AllenF]

 

[divemaster1963]

 

[G3farms]

That's why it took an hour for the 30 minute trip to town!!

YEEEEEHAAAAA!!