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Offline Sparky

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« on: July 09, 2012, 10:41:47 PM »
A Kentucky State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway.

He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.

He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.

Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.

He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently
raps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window.

"'Uh, yes, Officer?"

The trooper asks: "What are you doing?"

The young man says: "'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the trooper says: "And her,
what is she doing?"

The young man shrugs:"Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails."

Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at
night in a lover's lane... And nothing obscene is happening! The trooper
asks: "What's your age, young man?"

The young man says:  "I'm 22, sir"

The trooper asks: "And her.... what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes..."

Offline hareman

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Re: Timing
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2012, 10:00:33 AM »
Looks like that's going to be a Looooong 11 minutes!
Do your best and let God do the rest.

Offline AllenF

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Re: Timing
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2012, 10:04:30 AM »

Offline sawdstmakr

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Re: Timing
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2012, 10:45:22 AM »
 :lau: :lau:
"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed.  If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."--Mark Twain
"The majority of problems are imaginary and the majority of solutions are illusions."--Michael Bush

Offline Larry Bees

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Re: Timing
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2012, 06:29:34 PM »
 :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau:

Offline annette

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Re: Timing
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2012, 12:47:59 AM »
That was very cute :-D :-D