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Offline iddee

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That explains it
« on: March 09, 2016, 04:50:07 PM »
I live in a rural area outside Greensboro, NC. We sat and watched farm manure trucks go by all day today. I told my son I had never seen that many go by in one day. He replied, very seriously,

""Dad, Bill Clinton was in Greensboro yesterday"".
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: That explains it
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2016, 12:43:16 PM »
"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed.  If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."--Mark Twain
"The majority of problems are imaginary and the majority of solutions are illusions."--Michael Bush

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Re: That explains it
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2016, 11:20:52 PM »
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts