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Author Topic: Sitting on a pew !!  (Read 1302 times)
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« on: July 16, 2012, 09:52:57 PM »

In church, while reverently preparing for the service, I heard a sweetlittle old lady, sitting next to me in the pew, quietly whispering a prayer.
It was so sweet and sincere that I just had to share it with you.
She said, "Dear Lord, this has been a tough two or three years ...You have taken my favorite actor Patrick Swayze, my favorite musician Michael Jackson, my favorite salesman Billy Mays, my favorite actress Elizabeth Taylor, my favorite singer Whitney Houston, and, now, my favorite announcer Dick Clark.  I just wanted you to know that my favorite politician is Barack Obama. Amen.
Larry Bees
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« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2012, 05:28:02 PM »

 lau lau lau lau lau
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« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2012, 06:08:49 PM »

 lau lau

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2012, 08:27:09 AM »

...and then she was suddenly struck by a lightning bolt from Heaven!  grin

Do your best and let God do the rest.
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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2012, 10:24:50 PM »

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