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Author Topic: Indians don't use saddles.  (Read 774 times)
iddee
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« on: July 26, 2012, 08:35:25 PM »

A woman from New York was
driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car
broke down.
An American Indian on
horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby
town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they
rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every
few minutes the Indian would
let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it echoed from the
surrounding hills and canyon walls.
When they arrived in town, he
let her off at the local service station, yelled one final
'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.

"What did you
do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station
attendant.

"Nothing," the woman answered "I
merely sat behind him on the horse, put my
arms
around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't
fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't
use saddles."

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« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2012, 08:37:50 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2012, 11:09:59 PM »

 beat a dead horse jaw drop
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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2012, 11:19:21 PM »

That's why it took an hour for the 30 minute trip to town!!

YEEEEEHAAAAA!! grin
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