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Offline iddee

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Good Deal
« on: July 21, 2012, 07:12:51 PM »
Last Tuesday Vice President Biden got off the helicopter in front of
The White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said:

"Nice pigs, sir." The Vice President replied: "These are not pigs. These are
Authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for the President and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted and said,
"Excellent trade, sir."
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Offline AllenF

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Re: Good Deal
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2012, 11:09:30 PM »
 :-D an oldy but goody.