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« on: June 06, 2012, 02:55:42 PM »

After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson .

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: “Hi sweetheart it’s Eric, I’m on the train – yes, I know it’s the six thirty and not the four thirty but I had a long meeting – no, honey, not with that floozie from the accounts office, with the boss. No sweetheart, you’re the only one in my life – yes, I’m sure, cross my heart” etc., etc.

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly , when the young woman sitting next to him, who was obviously angered by his continuous diatribe, yelled at the top of her voice: ”Hey, Eric, turn that stupid phone off and come back to bed!”  evil

Eric doesn’t use his cell phone in public any longer. grin
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« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2012, 07:40:58 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2012, 10:40:59 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2012, 10:46:50 PM »

That'll lern'im, dern'im.   grin
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