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« on: June 05, 2012, 07:30:07 PM »

Something to ponder


                      On May 9 a group of Pekin IL , bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped. The Harley leader, George a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"

                      "I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

                      While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ...
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

                      So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that and it was a long,deep,lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

                      After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, then says, "Wow!
That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you are wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

                      "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl".

                      The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!
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« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2012, 07:41:42 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2012, 07:49:54 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2012, 12:32:04 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2012, 01:03:08 PM »

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"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

Theodore Roosevelt 1907
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