A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You'vegraduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and yourexperience is unparalleled - normally, we'd hire you without a second thought.
However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry.... we can't hire you" "But wait," the man says. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"
"Really? Great! Show me!" So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts ofcondoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavoured condoms; finally, atthe bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking."Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectablecompany, and we will not have our employees womanising all over the country!"
"Womanising? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!" "Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"
"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin ?"