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Offline iddee

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There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...

A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. A man and a woman. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Hi, Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay
in our bedroom. Did you say ‘hello’?”
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Offline divemaster1963

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Re: There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2012, 09:35:29 PM »
 :shock: :shock: :buttkick: :lau: :lau: :lau: :tumbleweed:

You better strip all the tree limbs in her yard because doddy is going to get a big BIG switch this time. After they get out of the Hospital that is.

Offline Larry Bees

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Re: There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2012, 09:45:25 PM »
 :lau: :lau: :lau:

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Re: There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2012, 01:14:21 AM »
Think she MAY be related to my wife  :shock:
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