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There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...
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There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...
A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. A man and a woman. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Hi, Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay
in our bedroom. Did you say ‘hello’?”
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You better strip all the tree limbs in her yard because doddy is going to get a big BIG switch this time. After they get out of the Hospital that is.
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Think she MAY be related to my wife
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