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Offline nietssemaj

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Heck of a Day
« on: May 05, 2012, 09:06:04 AM »
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna' do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say.  "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.  When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.  I left my wallet in the cab I took home.  I found my wife with another man…and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole thing!"

"But, enough about me, how are you doing?"

Offline tefer2

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Re: Heck of a Day
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2012, 09:29:20 AM »
 :-D

Offline AllenF

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Re: Heck of a Day
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2012, 03:30:23 PM »
 :-D

Offline Larry Bees

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Re: Heck of a Day
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2012, 04:07:42 PM »
 :lau:

 

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