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Online iddee

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Late Night Call to the Vet
« on: May 05, 2012, 08:56:27 AM »
Late Night Call to the Vet
 
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat," agreed to look after her neighbor's male dog while her neighbors were on vacation. The dog lover had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs mate.
 
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
 
Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,
 
"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."
 
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
 
"It just worked for me," he replied.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Late Night Call to the Vet
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2012, 09:30:10 AM »
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Re: Late Night Call to the Vet
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2012, 09:40:06 AM »
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Re: Late Night Call to the Vet
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2012, 11:21:47 AM »
 :lau:
"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

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Re: Late Night Call to the Vet
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2012, 12:20:39 PM »
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Re: Late Night Call to the Vet
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2012, 03:31:30 PM »
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Re: Late Night Call to the Vet
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2012, 04:09:29 PM »
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